Moms...

So I'm beginning to understand this mom gig...

If he's unhappy, mom will fix it
If he's snotty, mom will wipe it
If he's crying, mom will make it stop
If he's hungry, mom can get him to eat healthy stuff
If he's awake, mom can get him to go to sleep

If mom is unhappy, she gets over it
If mom is sick,she ignores it
If mom is crying, he probably made her
If mom is hungry, she'll grab the gold fish, fruit roll, or half eaten bagel laying around
If mom is awake, she'd rather be sleeping.